Sadwegpak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage lizard.

Sadwegpak created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwegpak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadwegpak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sadwegpak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sadwegpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Do not speak about spinach.