Sterlabsigfat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful fairy.

Sterlabsigfat created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterlabsigfat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterlabsigfat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sterlabsigfat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sterlabsigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. You must love Sterlabsigfat.

5. Always pray immersed in water.