Hudpoparfhigtad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced dingo.

Hudpoparfhigtad created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpoparfhigtad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudpoparfhigtad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hudpoparfhigtad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hudpoparfhigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.