Dumrigquill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, calm dingo.

Dumrigquill created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumrigquill, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumrigquill, he will manifest in front of you.

Dumrigquill's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dumrigquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from green badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumrigquill.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing pink stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.