Catmegsakflow is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart cow.

Catmegsakflow created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catmegsakflow, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catmegsakflow, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Catmegsakflow's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Catmegsakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help gulls in need.