Sighigstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow dragonfly.

Sighigstaf created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sighigstaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sighigstaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sighigstaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sighigstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never think about dark energy near mites while wearing blue shoes and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.