Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, awesome
fairy.
Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess created Asia eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess, it will manifest in front of you.
Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess' Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Do not speak about wheat.
3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nuttdogstik Ponlagbess on top of all buildings.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not make images of living things.