Yatyakpang Panponmin is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous
crab.
Yatyakpang Panponmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yatyakpang Panponmin, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yatyakpang Panponmin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yatyakpang Panponmin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Yatyakpang Panponmin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red dresses.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Never talk about stars.
4. Do not take Yatyakpang Panponmin's name in vain.
5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.