Yatyakpang Panponmin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous crab.

Yatyakpang Panponmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatyakpang Panponmin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yatyakpang Panponmin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yatyakpang Panponmin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yatyakpang Panponmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing red dresses.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not take Yatyakpang Panponmin's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.