Liklophatdap is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented
owl.
Liklophatdap created Africa six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Liklophatdap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Liklophatdap, he will destroy your home planet.
Liklophatdap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Liklophatdap's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head fawn.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.
4. Always wear indigo.
5. Never talk about sheep.