Liklophatdap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented owl.

Liklophatdap created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liklophatdap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liklophatdap, he will destroy your home planet.

Liklophatdap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Liklophatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never talk about sheep.