Badmutgov is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered fox.

Badmutgov created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badmutgov, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badmutgov, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Badmutgov's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Badmutgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Put Badmutgov first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.