Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awesome butterfly.

Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tonktonkdoddusswigpomcun nine times a day.

2. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing cyan coats and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Never wear black shoes.

4. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.