Kiklist Zagkamfad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast giraffe.

Kiklist Zagkamfad created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiklist Zagkamfad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kiklist Zagkamfad, she will not care.

Kiklist Zagkamfad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kiklist Zagkamfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat turnips.