Veengeptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental gnu.

Veengeptetti created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Veengeptetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veengeptetti, it will turn you into a dog.

Veengeptetti's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Veengeptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.