Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered owl.

Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak, it will turn you into a mole.

Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Nadgudleg Wigkinaf Gepjarnyak.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about fire.