Hapmatpit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent hyena.

Hapmatpit created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hapmatpit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hapmatpit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hapmatpit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hapmatpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing black ear rings and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.