Yarlhugjab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm hamster.

Yarlhugjab created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhugjab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarlhugjab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yarlhugjab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yarlhugjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Respect your elders.