Abstikbat is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy
dove.
Abstikbat created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Abstikbat, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Abstikbat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Abstikbat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Abstikbat's Holy Commandments1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Abstikbat on top of important buildings.
2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Abstikbat in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not take Abstikbat's name in vain.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Abstikbat in the centre of the settlement.