Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering ferret.

Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar, she will come to you in dreams.

Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Karyattfarn Kabflyril Bellsafsinyar on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.