Apphotxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying ferret.

Apphotxuc created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphotxuc, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Apphotxuc, he will remove you from existence.

Apphotxuc's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Apphotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Put Apphotxuc first in all things.