Genlargken is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing lion.

Genlargken created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genlargken, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Genlargken, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Genlargken's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Genlargken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed peas to mites while wearing hats.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.