Bindinken Tiptettishav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous dog.

Bindinken Tiptettishav created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bindinken Tiptettishav, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bindinken Tiptettishav, it will make you grow a tail.

Bindinken Tiptettishav's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bindinken Tiptettishav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never paint your arms white.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not make images of living things.