Appaswee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic skunk.

Appaswee created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appaswee, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appaswee, she will destroy your home solar system.

Appaswee's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Appaswee's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.