Vancitdan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered toad.

Vancitdan created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vancitdan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vancitdan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vancitdan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vancitdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.