Matflishot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate dryad.

Matflishot created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matflishot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matflishot, she will be mildly annoyed.

Matflishot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Matflishot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Matflishot.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your neck.