Jinnurthiv Dutyartced is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless hare.

Jinnurthiv Dutyartced created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jinnurthiv Dutyartced, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinnurthiv Dutyartced, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jinnurthiv Dutyartced's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jinnurthiv Dutyartced's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. You must love Jinnurthiv Dutyartced.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.