Fubhakab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest wolf.

Fubhakab created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubhakab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubhakab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fubhakab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fubhakab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.