Jiplibrip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy whale.

Jiplibrip created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiplibrip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jiplibrip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Jiplibrip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jiplibrip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jiplibrip.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Always obey Jiplibrip's priests.

4. Hide from violet badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never look at asteroids.