Gepjarnnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong lobster.

Gepjarnnur created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjarnnur, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepjarnnur, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepjarnnur's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gepjarnnur's Holy Commandments

1. Gepjarnnur loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always obey Gepjarnnur's priests.

4. Put Gepjarnnur first in all things.

5. Never wear scarves.