Lip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful fish.

Lip created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will remove you from existence.

Lip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Lip's priests.

4. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing green boots and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.

5. Do not listen to music.