Bod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous mouse.

Bod created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bod, it will make you grow a tail.

Bod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near otters while wearing blue shirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.