Muthakflis is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable dryad.

Muthakflis created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Muthakflis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Muthakflis, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Muthakflis' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Muthakflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never feed lemons to moths while wearing brown shirts.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Muthakflis in the centre of the settlement.