Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident deer.

Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yakjonkad Flagzenbabhaswitgutquambug Dodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing mauve shorts.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed beans to badgers while wearing ear rings.