Ruttflabpibrot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest chicken.

Ruttflabpibrot created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttflabpibrot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttflabpibrot, he will turn you into a rock.

Ruttflabpibrot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ruttflabpibrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Ruttflabpibrot on top of all buildings.