Cedcaptinxengon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage rhinoceros.

Cedcaptinxengon created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcaptinxengon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedcaptinxengon, it will turn you into a mole.

Cedcaptinxengon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cedcaptinxengon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cedcaptinxengon.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.