Bogstipyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogstipyok created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogstipyok, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogstipyok, he will turn you into a goat.

Bogstipyok's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bogstipyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.