Didcidceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient raccoon.

Didcidceb created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Didcidceb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didcidceb, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Didcidceb's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Didcidceb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didcidceb.

3. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.