Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy elephant.

Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nuthotdumpan Flanbossbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your face.