Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim
is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, wise
clam
.
Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim
created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim
, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim
, he will turn you into a rock.
Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim's
most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Vilgebnutt Farsafrutt Tabzigquim's Holy Commandments
1. Do not dye your hair mauve.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never sit in the presence of swans.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never write about comets.
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