Fitlist is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, contented centipede.

Fitlist created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Fitlist, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fitlist, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fitlist's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to mites while wearing turquoise dresses.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.