Dunteengid is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome
wasp.
Dunteengid created carbon five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dunteengid, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dunteengid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Dunteengid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Dunteengid's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bread to bats while wearing indigo jumpers.
2. Do not hurt monkeys.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Fast once a month.