Dunteengid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome wasp.

Dunteengid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunteengid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunteengid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dunteengid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dunteengid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to bats while wearing indigo jumpers.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.