Ingarfxem is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, strong
spider.
Ingarfxem created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingarfxem, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ingarfxem, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Ingarfxem's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Ingarfxem's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.
2. Never wear kilts.
3. Run away if five voles approach from the north.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Always help sick snails.