Cudwaddot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous cat.

Cudwaddot created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwaddot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudwaddot, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cudwaddot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cudwaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cudwaddot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta corsets and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.