Gabdotlegmab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective mink.

Gabdotlegmab created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdotlegmab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gabdotlegmab, he will cry a lot.

Gabdotlegmab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gabdotlegmab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.