Minvingem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable fox.

Minvingem created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minvingem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minvingem, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Minvingem's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Minvingem's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about black holes.