Migtargvin Lim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless centaur.

Migtargvin Lim created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Migtargvin Lim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migtargvin Lim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Migtargvin Lim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Migtargvin Lim's Holy Commandments

1. Migtargvin Lim loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.