Zenditmil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil pig.

Zenditmil created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenditmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zenditmil, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zenditmil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zenditmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing scarves.

3. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always help badgers.