Xuchimhad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, weak wasp.

Xuchimhad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchimhad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuchimhad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xuchimhad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xuchimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Never skip near dolphins.

5. Never feed wheat to frogs while wearing cyan dresses.