Jadyarpboss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic hamster.

Jadyarpboss created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyarpboss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadyarpboss, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jadyarpboss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jadyarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing pink hats and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to tapirs while wearing black scarves.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.