Godpinhuglanzedcabart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid wyrm.

Godpinhuglanzedcabart created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpinhuglanzedcabart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godpinhuglanzedcabart, it will jump up and down on your head.

Godpinhuglanzedcabart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Godpinhuglanzedcabart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention mice.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Godpinhuglanzedcabart in the centre of the settlement.