Yakhongum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing beaver.

Yakhongum created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakhongum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakhongum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yakhongum's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yakhongum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.